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You have washed ashore onCALEBISLAND
- An Oasis for your Mind -
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���� �Hola!� My name is Caleb Andrew Walser. I am a Casket Bearer for the U.S. Navy's elite Ceremonial Guard, currently stationed in Washington, D.C. You can contact me via email or ICQ #2935033.�� This is my first webpage - originally built during my sophomore year at Eastern Oregon University for the intent of simplifying file transfers - but, being a CS major, this phenomenon is probably described best by Einstein's illuminous remark, "The only thing interfering with my learning is my education".
If you're on a need-to-know basis, you can read more bizarre trivia about me and view compromising photos {PARENTAL ADVISORY HERE} on this page. I like to write in my spare time, so if you're desiring intellectual stimulation, please check out my musings. Interested headhunters looking for a hard-working cranium can download my resume here.
This page is somewhere in the void of the design process.� It would be a much more complete site if I actually had the time to make it into such. As my knowledge of html/dhtml/shaving cream/xml increases, I plan to greatly increase this page's complexity and transform it into a final homepage for my future business, Axzaetus Computer Services, of which I am CEO. My employees refer to me as "Gladiator" or "head honcho". It's in their contracts. Alright, so I don't have any employees. Sure, laugh. They would, if I had any. Minor detail.
���� Visit again as development progresses! I intend to include many pictures of Kodiak, Alaska - my one true home - because of the peace they bring to my paradoxical life. Also, a dissimilation advocate to the core, I'll eventually post some examples of programs I've written in case future computer science students require as many kicks in the pants as I did. Since it's boring as hell to just read about some insignificant fool's life - even if he/she *does* have cool pictures of mountains, harleys, and oceans - I promise to design a few interactive java applets for your amusement. So you don't go away empty-handed, though, here are links to a few of my favorite things.
Thanks for coming!
� ~ Axzaetus